Tortured Turkeys
(A Thanksgiving Triolet)
Turkeys were never a part of Thanksgiving Day
Until farmers concocted a deadly campaign.
"Turkeys go with Thanksgiving!" they began to say.
Turkeys were never a part of Thanksgiving Day
Their cruel torture and slaughter is unforgiving;
Pumped up with steroids, their legs crack under the strain.
Turkeys were never a part of Thanksgiving Day
Until farmers concocted a deadly campaign.
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Turkeys were never a part of Thanksgiving Day
Until farmers concocted a deadly campaign.
"Turkeys go with Thanksgiving!" they began to say.
Turkeys were never a part of Thanksgiving Day
Their cruel torture and slaughter is unforgiving;
Pumped up with steroids, their legs crack under the strain.
Turkeys were never a part of Thanksgiving Day
Until farmers concocted a deadly campaign.
(Buy Tofurky Instead)



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